Sunday, April 21, 2024

Karg Gargborgar vegan burger popup Billings 4/25

Thursday, April 25 from 5-8pm or so at Kirks' Grocery, 2920 Minnesota Ave. in Billings. Vegan burgers (vgn brgrz) Drinks like Grape (dirnk gerp) Sides like tater tots (tartor torgz) Maybe cupcakes or brownies or something (kargkaka ar samzig) Come check it out, get for there or to go. You can come buy what you want and get the hell out of there!! We have our own sweet potato borgz, mushroom/walnut patties, impossible, beyond. Compare and contrast. The vopper most victorious! Konkerrrrr! Burger Khan approved. He saya: "Karg Garborgar- hargar! gargabargarrrrrrr!"

Thursday, April 18, 2024

Billings Earth Day at the Loft

We will be at the Loft in Billings this Saturday from 10 am til 4 pm for the big Earth Day event. We will have lots of tasty vegan stuff and gifts for sale, come find us! Tons of vendors, trash fashion show, non profits, lots of cool stuff, come and see, bring friends!

Monday, April 8, 2024

Mailorder

I do indeed have some mailorder stuff. US only for now, and packaged like it came from your Aunt haha! Menu first spiel second. Email me if you want anything. April box menu Teas- *cardamom, ginger, fenugreek and flowers herbal *lemon orange herbal, green or black *blackberry leaf tarragon herbal, black, or green *smoked strawberry black or green *apricot date spice herbal, black or green *toasted barley spice herbal, black or green Spices- *habanero chili powder blend *garlic herb blend *black sesame zahter *orange lemon sugar with rose or lavender (if desired) Cookies (8)- *mint cocoa *orange ginger *sugar cookies (frosted or not, can add rose or lemon) *currant shortbread Joshpockets (4)- *coconut *lemon *almond pesto *eggplant “parm” Other baked goods- *garlic tomato herb roll (2) *potato rosemary small loaf *coconut or caramel coffee cake bread *carrot cake loaf (frosted or not) Mixes- *cinnamon pancake with molasses *spicy (or not) curry vegetable pancake *onion chive muffin *currant orange scone Stew kits- *red lentil Persian spice, lots of onions & greens *black bean, peppers, pineapple, sweet potato, herbs *black eyed peas, okra, tomato, Caribbean spices, greens *lentils, leeks, cauliflower, red curry-ish spices, dates, rice Preserves (8oz.)- *Giardineira *Spicy zucchini relish *Chile onion jam (spicy) *Apple orange rose *Lemon ginger pineapple *Mango hibiscus Jerkys- *Bbq tofu (spicy or not) *Garlic curry carrot (spicy or not) *Harissa ginger carrot (not too spicy or yes spicy) Non-food items: *Candle (tell me color, smell) *Six postcards (give me a theme) *Small clay dish (give me a color combo) *Little picture (give me a theme) *Little zine (give me a theme) *Two patches (talk to me) *Incense blends *Small bottle of custom scent All 50 US States- Any item is $6. A medium box generally holds 7-8 things depending on what and adds $18 postage. A large box holds around 12-13 and adds $24. Subscriptions- medium box 7 items per month $51 ppd. for however many months. Large boxes 12 items per month $83 ppd. times however many months. This time I have non-food items that are counted among these regular items! I can make anything gf or no sugar or whatever. Subscribe! I would consider special subscription ideas as well- like all teas or spices that might change postage. Anyway get in touch here or email: thetravelingchef@gmail.com Payments- On Venmo I’m: @joshuaploeg On PayPal find me via: thetravelingchef@gmail.com (must use whole email address) I can also make you t-shirt for $15 or throw in a cookbook for $10. Rune sets with book and bag $35, tarot decks $90. And that’s the scoop!